Free cancellation

Adults Only Rude Crude and Lewd French Quarter Tour

By B.A.D. Ass Tours

This is not your Grandmother's Tour, this is the ADULTS ONLY French Quarter that you have been looking for. Rude, Crude, Lewd, Raunchy, Flirty and Fun. All the ghost's stories and the versions that the other tours are too scared to tell you. B.A.D. Ass Tours "Where the Ghost's Dont Give A !$@* and neither do we!!

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Duration 1.5 hours

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Live tour guide

English

Key facts

Duration 1.5 hours
Languages English
Group size Up to 25
Ages Adult 21–100
Accessibility Wheelchair accessible; Transportation options are wheelchair accessible

What's included

Included

  • Fun and Entertainment

Itinerary

  1. Stop 1

    Meet your guide & get acquainted with our tour. Learn the history and haunts of St Louis Cathedral

    5 minutes
  2. Stop 2

    Jean and Pierre Lafitte sold smuggled goods, liquor and women from this alley. Get a drink from Pirates Alley Cafe, we suggest the Absinthe, watch out for that Green Fairy

    10 minutes
  3. Stop 3

    A true dive bar in the heart of New Orleans French Quarter. Get a Ghostbuster shot during your stop and learn about the history of Mardi Gras and "Flashing" for beads. Do you want to earn your beads?

    15 minutes
  4. Stop 4

    Hear about the legal red light district of New Orleans, Storyville.

    5 minutes
  5. Stop 5

    One of the most horrific stories in America. So horrible it was featured in the TV show American Horror Story:Coven. The fire, the deaths, the rumors and the truth and the ghosts that still live in this house of horros

    10 minutes
  6. Stop 6

    New Orleans has always played a huge part in being an outlet and an escape for the gay community. Hear the stories that put New Orleans on the LBGTQ+ road map

    15 minutes
  7. Stop 7

    The New Orleans mafia may not have the history of New York or Chicago but that doesn't mean it's any less significant. From the war for the Port of New Orleans in the late 1800s to the connection to the Kennedy assassination, the New Orleans mafia has been part of it all.

    15 minutes
  8. Stop 8

    One of the oldest bars still operating in America. Bid your guide a farewell at this point, but not before stepping inside Lafitte's and grabbing a "Purple Drank"

    15 minutes

Meeting point & pickup

Meet at the starting point

We meet in the Front of St Louis Cathedral. Look for the tour guide with the B.A.D. Ass Tours Sign

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Cancellation & confirmation

Free cancellation

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.

  • 100% refund if cancelled at least 1 day(s) before
  • 0% refund if cancelled 0–1 day(s) before
  • May be cancelled for bad weather

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